keskiviikko 5. joulukuuta 2012

Planet of the Apes (1968)

"roam free, roam naked"
Simply awful! It doesn't deserve even one star! 5/10
Yoke who falls into a time zone and comes out nude and cursing

"Get your stinkin' paws off me you damn dirty ape!"

shouting all the time


Astronauts land on a planet where apes are in charge

Charlton Heston's pants come down a few times


The world is being invaded by apes, but this movies portrays the invasion so poorly that it's hard to know Earth is being invaded.

'Planet of the Apes' just kind of ends at one point, nothing really happens... "You Maniacs! You blew it up!" ...and you wonder, what happened


There were a bunch of seqeuls... and then there was a remake

the first time I ever remember feeling depressed.

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