I rarely go to the movies. I vastly prefer watching a brick wall at home. I'm trying to think of an adjective or noun that's worse than dumb: pretentious, bloated, boring, pointless, nonsensical.
The majority of scenes were either the two if them drinking heavily (to the point where neither of then are sober enough to care) or taking turns pleasuring themselves to the image of mermaids, squids and slimy sea serpents.
Could have been a really great movie, but it made no sense. Two guys in a lighthouse. one weird, the other going crazy, and a mermaid.
It's in black and white. They drink; they fight; they both are insane.
I gave it a rating of 1.
All the 10 star reviews must have been from people involved with the film. Defoe's "aarrgg" speech quickly becomes tiresome.
Plot: 1
Story: 1
Sanity: 0
Final verdict: 1/10
